Humpy the licking lover

this morning Kelso, mum and me went to gran, Timmy and Humpy (yes I know its an insane name). Humpy is a 3 year old dachshund, so the plan was that he and Kelso could play. his owner is a woman arround 78 year old, and he's just staying with gran for a view days.  everything went fine, Kelso barked a bit at him showing Humpy he's boss lol but thats it.. well thats what we thought. Keslo played, put the ball at Humpy's feet but he didnt understand. he plays on his own but with another dog? it was a little heartbreaking to see Humpy not understanding one bit how to play with a ball, my guess is he only plays allone. Humpy found something else fun to do... licking Kelso's butt O_o yea, Kelso doesnt like dogs even getting close to his butt (its a chihuahua thing) so this was hell. we kept picking him up but that creepy dog licked Kels's butt every chance he got.. this went on THE WHOLE MORNING!!! we where there for about 3 hours, but when I saw him trying to mount my little puppy I grabbed Kelso and didn let go, I put the bowl of water on the table for him and he spent the rest of the time on the kitchentable were we where. my god my doggy was almost raped O_o Humpy is disgusting.. gran had his seamen on her couch bleh.. its not even a cute dog. he looks annoyingly dumb and his body isnt a normal dachshund. what a creepy dog.. if the owner says sumthing about them meeting ill tell her what ther dog did.. she should have get him fixed. she's not breeding with him and he's cumming all over the place!! wtf?? bleh bleh bleh... creepy dog